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    Perampok dan Janda

    Di sebuah desa ada seorang janda yang kaya, tanpa anak dan penampilannya juga menggairahkan tiap pemuda yang melihatnya, dilain waktu ada seorang pemuda yang kerjanya merampok, dan timbul dalam benaknya untuk merampok di rumah sijanda yang kaya tersebut. alhasil si pemuda berhasil masuk rumah sijanda lewat atap dan kebetulan ada di kamar si janda. dan pada saat itu si janda lagi tidur tengkurap tanpa busana. muncullah niat yang lain bagi si pemuda kemudian dia menyelinap ke bawah tempat tidur si janda, dan bukan main kagetnya si janda karena ada gelas di bawah tempat tidur yang kesenggol si pemuda akhirnya si janda terbangun langsung saja si perampok menarik golok dan mengancam si janda "Jangan berteriak, NYAWA ATAU NYAMAN" setengah menggertak, si janda ketakutan dan dengan nada lemas menjawab " NYAMAN AJA MAS" setelah hal tersebut terjadi ....

    Si perampok hendak pulang karena merasa puas tapi pada saat hendak memakai pakaiannya golok tertinggal di samping si janda dan sijanda langsung mengambil dan balik mengancam "mau kemana?"

    "Pulang" jawab Pemuda

    Si janda membentak "MAU PULANG ATAU ULANG" he...hee

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    Re: Perampok dan Janda

    si perampok menjawab dgn semangat..... ULANG AJA DEH....

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    Re: Perampok dan Janda

    Ketauan dech sapa perampok nya

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    Re: Perampok dan Janda

    Quote Originally Posted by Siskadan View Post
    Ketauan dech sapa perampok nya
    mang sape????

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    Re: Perampok dan Janda

    adanye perampok malah jadi pelayan....

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    Re: Perampok dan Janda

    ^^
    lah kalo enak kan lumayan dpt duit dr TG

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    Re: Perampok dan Janda

    wah, enak tuh tiap malem ngrampok lagi aja... lumayan dateng2 nawarin service, maen dapet, duid juga dapet...
    di klik aja bro!! =)


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    Re: Perampok dan Janda

    Quote Originally Posted by arekBali View Post
    wah, enak tuh tiap malem ngrampok lagi aja... lumayan dateng2 nawarin service, maen dapet, duid juga dapet...
    dasar otak mesleek.....eh mesum......

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    Re: Perampok dan Janda

    namanya aja juga langganan kw....
    di kw kan bisa juga peluk2 cwe sembarangan di tpt gedeknya.....
    klo cwenya masi 100% sadar plg2 kena tampar n ga bisa masuk kw lg...
    klo udah 10%sadar mungkin lmyan asik ntuh...
    klo dah 100% ga sadar yah ntuh bagian luw pulangin ke kandangnye....

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