Before Marriage and After Marriage

Before marriage. Darling here.. darling there... After marriage. Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage. I die for you. . . After marriage. "You die, up to you. " udah lama married. You die I help you!

Before marriage. You go anywhere. . I follow you. After marriage. . You go anywhere. . up to you . Lagi lama married. You go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding you are my heart, you are my love" After wedding "you get on my nerves. "

Before wedding "you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella" After wedding "you are worse than godzila"

Before wedding Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you After wedding Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La After wedding You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding She looks like Anita Sarawak After wedding Don't know whether katak or biawak

Send instant messages to your online friends who need a good laugh...................... esp if they are married......... !!!