Sambil baca sekalian belajar Inglish ya....

[mr.goenz]

Please never say these in front of ur kids.....!!
Make sure you read till the end.......^_ ^


1st scene....... .........
Daddy and mommy are fighting in the living room, right in front of their little son.
Daddy : Oh!!! You Bitch!!
Mommy: What?? U Bastard!!
Son: Daddy....Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard??
At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something.
Daddy : It means Ladies and Gentlemen, Son.
Son : Oh I see

2nd Scene.......
Little son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they mentioned the words 'breasts' and penises'.
Mommy was reading the papers.
Son : Mommy, what's breasts and penies?
At this moment, mommy turned blue, adn quickly thought of someting to say.
Mom : It means coats and hats, son
Son : O I see

3rd Scene....... ......... .
Daddy was shaving his beard and son passed by : the toilet. Suddenly daddy cut himself and scream....
Daddy : oh shit!!
Son : Daddy, what's shit?
At this moment, Daddy eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to say.....
Daddy : it means shaving cream, son
Son : Oh I see

4th Scene.......
Christmas is approaching, and Mommy was tuffing the turkey into the stove. The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said:
Mommy : Oh! ****!
Son : Mommy, what's ****?
At this moment, Mommy froze...She quickly thought of something to say...
Moment : It means stuffing, SOn
Son : Oh I see

5th Scene....... .
It's Christmas Eve. Litte son exuberantly opened the door to let all that is uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house.
Proudly he said........ ......... " Welcome in, bastards ana Bitches! Please put all your breasts and penises at that corner of the house! My parent are busy at the woment. You see, My Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs and Mommy is ****ing the turkey in the kitchen. Don't worry they will come out in a minute!!
Everyone fainted!!"

[deedaad]

waqaqaqaqaqqqaqa... nganggur yang bikin joke ini,.

[zashiba]

nice post....

Gokil juga tuh BOcah!!!!

nama'a juga Bocah!!!

[hyd.lrk]

wakakaka..... :waqa: :waqa: :waqa:
pringatan buat yg dah punya buntut tu....
ati2 ngedidik anak....
untung ane belum.... :waqa: :waqa: :waqa:

[deedaad]

wakakaka..... :waqa: :waqa: :waqa:
pringatan buat yg dah punya buntut tu....
ati2 ngedidik anak....
untung ane belum.... :waqa: :waqa: :waqa:
sekarang belon.. nanti kan pasti ada buntutnya juga.

[hyd.lrk]

iya seh bozz.... tapi masih luamaaaa bgt......
hwakakaka.... secara msh 22 gt loh......

[deedaad]

buseeet.. mangnya luw di US jam segini masih idup.. lom mereemmm..

[hyd.lrk]

besok sabtu bozz..... kantor libur.....
lagi g isa tidur ne..... parah dagh....
sambil maen GTA di PSP.....

[hyd.lrk]

besok sabtu bozz..... kantor libur.....
lagi g isa tidur ne..... parah dagh....
sambil maen GTA di PSP.....

[hyd.lrk]

grrr..... knapa sering double2 gene ya? apa inetny yg error.....
gene ni yg bikin males post bisa2 di hajar audhie ni

kabooorrrr.....

[deedaad]

IDEEEEEEEEEEEMMM!!! sama2 maen GTA. tapi beda. ane main GTA4 di PS3. maen online dari tadi.. waqaqaqaqa

[hyd.lrk]

huyuh.... enaknya.......
pak bozz bikin ane ngiler aja.....
pengen cpt2 beli ps3 ne......

ps: please apusin yg double2 ya pak boz... matur thank you

[audhie]

:nantang::nantang::nantang:
howeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...................... ..
opo2an iku double post segitu akeh e????????????????????????????????????

mau gw gampar luw ?????????????????? :ampun::ampun::ampun:

mana ini admin n sup momod ???????????????????????????:jitak::jitak::jitak:

iku pisan admin geblek bales tp ga di hapus....... :brani: :brani::brani:

cabut ahhh...

[deedaad]

ane dah apus 3 post. tapi sek ada aee. waqaqaqaqa. ya gitu deeeh. itu kan bukan salahnya si hydrink. salahnya vbulletinnya. ane juga sering noh. tapi gak sesering hydrink. apa di sengaja yach :mikir: waqaqaqaqaqaqa